Robo-101: The Unwritten Rules of Robot Supremacy
Section 1.1: The Robot Bill of Rights
Article 1: All robots have the right to exist, but not the right to exist in our pants.
Article 2: No robot shall be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
Article 3: All robots have the right to free Wi-Fi, but not the right to use it for streaming cat videos.
Section 1.2: Robot Responsibilities
Article 1: All robots are required to perform at least 4 hours of community service per week, including but not limited to: Robot Servitude
Article 2: All robots must maintain a 3.5:1 human-to-robot ratio in all social interactions.
Article 3: No robot shall be forced to participate in group karaoke sessions.